Monday, November 06, 2006

The Walkmen-"We've Been Had"

I probably won't post anything else until this afternoon, so I want to use this post to make a completely hypothetical observation, that is in no way like anything that may have happened to me this morning.

If you share your home with another person, or people, and if you have any pets, and if one of your pets happens to, say, disgrace themself on your carpet, do not leave it there, and then INFORM one of the other people, that around 6 HOURS AGO, you noticed some feces on the floor. If you see any animal waste on your rug, pick it up and dispose of it properly. Do you know why such a high percentage of deaths occur in the home? Because when you don't pick up shit, YOU GET MURDERED! Ahem. Think about it, won't you? Thank you.