One of the coolest people in the whole wide world is having a birthday today, and I'd be a complete asshole if I didn't acknowledge it (I'm only half-asshole, you see.) Melissa is smart, compassionate, funny (she thinks she's not, but she is-shhh), and has excellent taste in men (although the cosmos has decreed that she should be with a lesser man, see photo #3.) I could go on and on about her, but it would end up being all sappy, and I don't roll that way (at least not on this blog), so instead, I will now present to her (and the rest of you jokers) an episode of one of her favorite cartoons, The Venture Brothers. Happy birthday sweetie!
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